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Life is the daily putting off of the inevitable. We all die a little bit every day, and a whole bunch all at once at the end.

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  • Friday at the Freakshow
    Mon, 8th Sep 2008 04:09 EDT
    I went to the mall last Friday. As usual some of the oddest creatures and sub-creatures on earth were there. It's unfortunate that there's not a camera or three installed...
  • The Possessed TV
    Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 20:02 EDT
    When I was growing up, I thought we were really, really poor. My father took me to school - when I didn't ride the bus - in the oldest, ugliest,...
  • At the bottom of the cup
    Thu, 28th Aug 2008 02:44 EDT
    At my age, there are some things that are a given. Sleep becomes a luxury, and many of us become quite close to coffee. It's amazing really, how coffee and...
  • Domestic Violence: Don’t be a statistic
    Wed, 27th Aug 2008 01:01 EDT
    I’m taking a different turn with today’s blog that some might find uncomfortable. It’s a subject that many find uncomfortable, especially when it affects them or someone they love. Nevertheless,...
  • Spiders
    Mon, 25th Aug 2008 20:00 EDT
    Of all the creations that roam the earth, spiders are without a doubt the most foul. Sure they serve a purpose -- they fill a niche, so to speak. But...
  • So you want to be Emo...
    Mon, 25th Aug 2008 03:10 EDT
    "Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers... the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh."...
  • Too Much Information: Lesson 2 (of 2)
    Sun, 24th Aug 2008 03:24 EDT
    In much the same way people tend to share too much about themselves, people also tend to comment on things best left alone. Below are examples of situations you might...
  • Friday Feature: The Phantom Buck
    Sat, 23rd Aug 2008 03:32 EDT
    Many of the funniest things that ever happened to me occurred during deer season. Hunting was a tradition in my family, and growing up in Missouri offered a lot of...
  • Too Much Information: Lesson 1 (of 2)
    Fri, 22nd Aug 2008 04:02 EDT
    How many times in life do you find out far more than you ever wanted to know about a person? Every day, you're accosted by information you could have lived...
  • The Dread General Tso
    Wed, 20th Aug 2008 20:00 EDT
    I spend more time that I should at the Sun Palace. Perhaps I've mentioned that before? The Sun Palace is a local Chinese buffet. Chinese food doesn't particularly agree with...

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